INSTANT REPLAY OF VERNE'S WITTICISMS (FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T BEAR WATCHING THE BLABFEST AGAIN.

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EVERYBODY ELSE IS WATCHING REPLAYS OF THE DEBATE.

WHY NOT START A NEW TREND AND BRAVE YOUR WAY

THROUGH A REPLAY OF VERNE'S WITTICISMS -- LIVE AND

ON-THE-SPOT INSTANT REPLAY OF STRICKLAND'S DRIVEL?

WELL, WHY NOT? IT'S JUST BELOW. I'M TAKING NAMES!

•  OKAY, WE'RE UNDERWAY. OH, NO! THE CANDIDATES ARE SITTING ON STOOLS. WATCH OUT, GENTLEMEN -- busy feet may lead to defeat and you'll be sent straight to the showers (no not those showers. They've been padlocked.) The University swears no one is left inside. Also refrain from kicking out at your opponent. Or Candy.. or your opponent.

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     Verne Strickland     OBAMA SEZ:  'I want to", "We must make that", "The important thing will be." No specifics. Ever. Watch how this guy pumps out words. Only words. I hope someone put persimmon juice in Barack's sippy water. 
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     Verne Strickland One of the questioners behind Obama is chewing bubble gum. If his false teeth get stuck together he'll be disqualified. Looks like a liberal Democrat. So that wouldn't be a bad thing.

     
     
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      Verne Strickland   They're talking about drilling, and threats to endangered moths and bats. How about Big Bird? Is he an endangered species? That could be bad for energy exploration depending on where he makes his nest. Am I right?
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     Verne Strickland Obama dodging and weaving now on number of drilling permits he has cut. This weakens him. He's drinking water now. Sign of nervousness. Obama bobs up off his stool. He's losing ground. Can't let Romney finish. Mitt is cruising.

     
     
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     Verne Strickland  Obama: Wind energy? You invented it and are demonstrating it in this debate. Uh oh. Candy and Mitt now jousting. Mitt gets his way. Inside Candy is fuming. She's thinking "I'm not going to be a woosie like Lehrer.

     
     
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     Verne Strickland The blonde lady lost her notes, lost her way, and was embarrassed. If I were in her spot, I'd probably have pulled out the family grocery list. I feel her pain.

     
     
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     Verne Strickland Watch this, now. Romney is talking, Obama is stalking, smiling. Smirking? This sank Biden's boat. Will the President follow suit? Hope so.

     
     
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     Verne Strickland Obama hopes he's looking cool and in charge. Could be right. But his approach to center stage looked like a swagger to me. It's called the "juke walk". A sign of over-confidence. Obama likes to mention "millions" every few seconds. Trying to start class warfare. He doesn't want anyone to forget Mitt the Millionaire. Hey, Barack has the same problem, doesn't he? Maybe Candy will cut him off. Or sit on him.

     
     
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     Verne Strickland  Romney looks impressive here. Creating confidence in your abilities is key here. I trust him. I would let him watch my house and use my car (Japanese Toyota Scion 'Toaster') so he could ride around in Wilmington without attracting attention.

     It was apparent 45 minutes in that between the questions Crowley chose and her handling of who was allowed to speak and when, that this debate was a total and complete set up to rehabilitate Barack Obama. 

     
     

     
     

     

     
     
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     Verne Strickland Uh oh. The bulbous chick is getting on my nerves. Is she emulating the charming but clueless Martha? Stranger things have happened. Oh boy, now Candy has lost control. Everybody is talking at once. What a circus. Has Obama picked up the slack and gained on Mitt? He has not been amazing in my estimation.

     
     
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     Verne Strickland Obama's strategy is: Look, I've been working hard for you the past four years. If you will just re-elect me, I will work hard for four more years. Deal?

     
     
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     Verne Strickland Oohh, Barack is really pulling a "Biden" again. Smirking, chuckling, I can't take it anymore. Cover for me for just a bit. Going for refreshments.

     
     
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     Verne Strickland Okay, I'm back. Sorry I could not bring enough popcorn for everybody. I really got heated up over the automatic gun issue. Candy let Obama drift all over the map when the topic was assault weapons. He was given too much leash by Mrs. Candy. When Mitt got up to respond, I was screaming at the teevee "Fast and Furious, Governor, Fast and Furious." Finally he heard me. Hell, his AG is still witholding evidence, and has dumped enough automatic weapons across the border to clean up Mexico. But they're in the hands of drug lords, so the Banditos are killing the honest citizens. Bottom line -- Obama tried, but he didn't instill trust and respect. Didn't explain the massive failure of his four years in the White House. He did not do what he set out to do -- beat Mitt Romney in this debate. Romney was marvelous. And that's all I have to say about that. Thanks, Lord for you presence. Thy will be done. Amen.

     
     

     Verne Strickland
     

     
     

     And at the end of the grand talk-off, Reince Priebus, RNC chairman: "The President is a man of many words, but he is not a man of his word."

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        USA Dot Com: Crowley's false fact check saves President, derails debate.

        usadotcom.blogspot.com

        
        

        
        

        A Sour Taste of Candy

        
        

        Crowley sparks controversy as presidential debate moderator.

        
        

     
     
     

     David Boone Candy Crowley just went on CNN and admitted she was wrong about Obama's Benghazi remarks in the Rose Garden the day after the tragedy. Look for this story to overshadow the debate for the next couple of days. 

     Thanks Boone. Of course I'm pleased to have the lady own up on this. But I still see her as a liberal oaf in over her head. Hope Bob Scheiffer doesn't wimp out and recommend Candy for the next debate. 

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